Cute Basketball Quotes

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.  Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. 

Dave Barry

There are really only two plays:  Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.  

Abe Lemons

I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes. 

Tommy Tune

We have a great bunch of outside shooters.  Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.

  Weldon Drew 

I hate it.  It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven.  Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.

  Norm Sloan 

Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass. 

 George Raveling

The idea is not to block every shot.  The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot. 

Bill Russell

You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O.  It makes your X's and O's pretty good.

Paul Westphal

Giving "Magic" the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse. 

Jim Murray