People
ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I
do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
I'm
convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an
automobile.
Tom Clark
You
gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of
little boy in you, too.
Roy Campanella
Baseball
is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
George
Carlin
When
you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big
glove.
Vance Law
Baseball
is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls
the ball.
Ken Harrelson
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground
balls. More democratic.
From the movie Bull Durham
Poets
are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals
are the tough things.
Robert Frost
The
designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's
free throws.
Rick Wise, 1974
Say
this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest
conversation piece ever invented in America.
Bruce Catton
The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly
fascinating as a rehash.
Jim Murray
Baseball
is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get
three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Bill
Veeck
Trying
to sneak a pitch past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak a sunrise past a
rooster.
Attributed to both Joe Adcock and Curt Simmons
I've
come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good
friends and a good bullpen.
Bob Lemon, 1981
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would
start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
Jim Murray
This
is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything
between pitches or between innings.
Bill Veeck
Baseball
is a game dominated by vital ghosts; it's a fraternity, like no other we have
of the active and the no longer so, the living and the dead.
Richard
Gilman
More
than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive
illusion that it can almost be understood.
Thomas Boswell
Baseball
is a harbor, a seclusion from failure that really matters, a playful utopia in
which virtuosity can be savored to the third decimal place of a batting
average.
Mark Kramer
Why
does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when
they're already there?
Larry Anderson