Inspirational Quotes About Hair

The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave.  The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow. 

Robert Lynd

It was a blonde.  A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. 

Raymond Chandler

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?  

Lily Tomlin

Hair is vitally personal to children.  They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality.  

Charles Chaplin

When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. 

Mark Twain

This is California.  Blondes are like the state flower or something.  

 Beverly Hills

 I don't care if they call me "baldie" or "chrome dome."  God took an eraser and brushed my head clean.  I'd rather be bald on top than bald inside. 

Joe Garagiola, 1975

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. 

Steve Martin

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. 

Martial

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.  

Anita Loos