Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
Charles
Osgood
Adam
and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped
teething.
Mark Twain
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
Martin H. Fischer
If you were to open up a baby's head - and
I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but
an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
Don't
ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas.
Jill Woodhull
Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.
Mandy Harrison
When
babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.
Quoted
A
baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
Barbara Christine
Seifert
One
of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two
good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse
than mere imbeciles without it.
Georges Courteline
Families
with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed
Howe
People
who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke
In
the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again
the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for
each other, the tranquil sky reflected on the face of the mother nursing her
child.
Author
Unknown
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herrold
It
sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.
This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep
your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith
Every baby needs a lap.
Henry Robin
A
baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Author
Unknown
A
baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
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