Inspire Housewarming Quotations

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.  
Charles Dickens
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.  
Woody Allen
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.  
Doug Larson 
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. 
James Dent
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
Joe Ryan
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.  
Frank McKinney Hubbard 
Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed. 
D.H. Lawrence
One only needs two tools in life:  WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. 
G.M. Weilache
 Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.  Author Unknown
I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home. 
Author Unknown

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