Quotations for Women's Greetings


 I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray eyebrows. 
Janette Barber 
There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.  Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

  The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.  Colleen McCullough
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated. 
Author Unknown
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. 
Bella Abzug

I got a postcard from my gynecologist.  It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?"  No, but now my mailman does.  
Cathy Ladman
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.  James Thurber 
Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. 
Author Unknown
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. 
Helen Rowland
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.  Faith Whittlesey

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