Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet.
Author Unknown
We
now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten
heaven.
Henry David Thoreau
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
Dave Barry
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
Christy Whitehead
Even
in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the
campfires of gentle people.
Garrison Keillor
When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
Author Unknown
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
Some
national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you
have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George
Carlin
But
the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and
grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of
civilization to you: "Home is home, be it never so homely."
Henry David Thoreau
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
Jack Handey
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