Cute Quotes About Cows

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.  

Anthony Clark

Condensed milk is wonderful.  I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.  

Fred Allen 

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. 

Samuel Johnson

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.  

Elbert Hubbard

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"  

Bill Watterson

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.  

Michael Klaper

Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.  

Bob Ekstrom

Custard:  A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.  

Ambrose Bierce

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.  

Dennis Wholey

He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow.  

Italian Proverb

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.  

Henry Louis Mencken

 The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. 

Lord Chesterfield

I go about looking at horses and cattle.  They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young.  I am sick with envy of them.  

Sherwood Anderson

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.   

Dave Barry