Good Quotes On Computer

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.  

Joseph Campbell

Don't explain computers to laymen.  Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.  

Robert A. Heinlein

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space.  

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It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy.  Computers have to become human-literate.  

Nicholas P. Negroponte

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.  

Joseph Weizenbaum

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.  

John F. Kennedy

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.  

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. 

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The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.

Marcus Dolengo

Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?  

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What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?  A URLologist. 

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The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.  

Edsger W. Dijkstra

There are three kinds of death in this world.  There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. 

Guy Almes  

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. 

Sydney J. Harris

Computers are like air conditioners.  They work fine until you start opening windows.  

Author Unknown

My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing.  

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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. 

Werner von Braun

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad!  

Richard Feynman

The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just enough rope to hang yourself.  And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.  

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I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end."  

Douglas Adams

In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks.  Now they're knocking off servers.  

Richard Power

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. 

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