If
suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous
ideas.
Mason Cooley
Too
many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
Unknown
high school principal
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
George Bernard Shaw
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin
out of your pocket.
Ambrose Bierce
We
do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
William R. Alger
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
Martin H. Fischer
You
know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which
is why God invented dental floss.
Author Unknown
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped
teething.
Mark Twain
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.
Thomas Fuller
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
Author
Unknown
Tooth decay was a
perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and
for dentists a pocketful of gold.
Claudia Wallis
I
had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the
only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
Graham
Greene
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