Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is
still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee.
Terri Guillemets
Good
communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep
after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Given
enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Author Unknown
Only
Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine
Coffee
makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift
I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.
Author Unknown
Don't
laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.
Author Unknown
Do
I like my coffee black? There are other colors?
Author Unknown
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex.
A.C. Van Cherub
It's
amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!
Donna A. Favors
Retirement
is one great big giant coffee break.
Author Unknown
My blood type is Folgers.
Author Unknown
All the coffee in Columbia
won't make me a morning person.
Author Unknown
Coffee
makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.
Terri
Guillemets
Coffee: The first peripheral!
Author Unknown
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T.S. Eliot
Coffee
in England
is just toasted milk.
Author Unknown
Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines.
Author Unknown
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another
coffee.
Author Unknown
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Robin Williams
Coffee is not my cup of tea.
Author Unknown
If
it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!
Author Unknown
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
Turkish Proverb
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Carly Simon
Man
does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.
Author Unknown
I
don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without
caffeine!
Author Unknown
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
Stephanie Piro
Coffee
in styrofoam is against my religion.
Betsy Cañas Garmon
I
make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors.
Author
Unknown
Don't
drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Author Unknown
Coffee
smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
Author Unknown
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
Author
Unknown
There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.
Rian Aditia
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
Terri Guillemets
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the
morning.
Author Unknown
Decaf?
No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
Author Unknown
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
Author Unknown
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
Dutch Proverb
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Star Trek: Voyager
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
Author Unknown
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