Cute Quotes About Gambling

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. 
Heywood Broun
If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.  
Chinese Proverb
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:  go there with a large one.  Jack Yelton
The house doesn't beat the player.  It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.  
Nick Dandalos
Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.  
VP Pappy
By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man.  
Owen Felltham
You know horses are smarter than people.  You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.  
Will Rogers
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. 
Dan Bennett
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.  
Author Unknown
There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.  
Author Unknown
Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage. 
Author Unknown
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. 
Ambrose Bierce

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