The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow.
Robert Lynd
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
Fran Lebowitz
To Crystal, hair was the most important thing on earth. She would never get married because you couldn't wear curlers in bed.
Edna O'Brien
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
Steve Martin
I don't care if they call me "baldie" or "chrome dome." God took an eraser and brushed my head clean. I'd rather be bald on top than bald inside.
Joe Garagiola
By
common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that
can never excite envy.
George Bancroft
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
Logan Pearsall Smith
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
Author Unknown
Forget
not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play
with your hair.
Kahlil Gibran
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