In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven Wright
In
the case of an earthquake hitting Las
Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno
Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
Author Unknown
I
mean, what do you do in Las Vegas?
You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.
Scott Caan
Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.
Jason Love
Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is
made up neither of buildings, like New York,
nor of trees, like Wilbraham,
Massachusetts, but signs.
Tom Wolfe
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
Drew Carey
It's
hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
Cinnamon Stomberger
There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything.
Jan Morris
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at
night.
Chuck Palahniuk
Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.
Steve Wynn
For
me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited
yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.
Tammy Bloemzaken
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements
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