Gluttony
is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
Peter De Vries
If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.
Author
Unknown
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
Author Unknown
The
first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.
Author Unknown
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look
good.
Beth McCollister
It
is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no
ears.
Plutarch
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.
Author Unknown
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.
Jennifer Greene Duncan
You
can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth
shut.
Author Unknown
I think I just ate my willpower.
Author Unknown
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.
Jason Love
I
have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must
eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests
your will power but does little for your waistline.
Herbert B. Prochnow
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley
Winters
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