Short Quotes About Dogs

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. 

Holbrook Jackson

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. 

Author Unknown

Dogs' lives are too short.  Their only fault, really.  

Agnes Sligh Turnbull

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. 

Edith Wharton

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  

Franklin P. Jones

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  

Corey Ford

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  

Max Eastman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  

Andy Rooney

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.  

Mme. de Staël

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  

Author Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. 

Aldous Huxley

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  

Roger Caras

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.  

Ambrose Bierce

The dog was created specially for children.  He is the god of frolic.  

Henry Ward Beecher

The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.  

Polish Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  

Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is a warm puppy. 

Charles M. Schulz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.  

Ogden Nash

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.  

Gene Hill

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. 

Andy Rooney

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.  

G.K. Chesterton

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.  

Author Unknown

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.  

Portuguese Proverb

Life is like a dog sled team.  If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. 

Lewis Grizzard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.  

Edward Abbey

I love a dog.  He does nothing for political reasons.  

Will Rogers

Children are for people who can't have dogs.  

Author Unknown

I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay.  Come here, Stay."  

Steven Wright

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.  

Alphonse Toussenel

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.  

Margo Kaufman

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.  

Rita Rudner