15 Quotes About Homework

There was no need to do any housework at all.  After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.  

Quentin Crisp

This is a honeydew day.  That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.  

Jim Lemon

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. 

Joe Ryan

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.  

Robert Brault

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. 

Robert Brault

When you use a manual push mower, you're "cutting" down on pollution and the only thing in danger of running out of gas is you!  

Grey Livingston

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. 

Robert Brault

I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade.  It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.  

D.H. Lawrence

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. 

James Dent

I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.  

Robert Brault

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.  

Hoosier Farmer

One only needs two tools in life:  WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.  

G.M. Weilacher

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life:  he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.  

Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin.  Or maybe I mean why.  

Katharine Whitehorn

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.  No one else cares.  Why should you?  

Erma Bombeck