The
odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf
of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck
As
soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Author Unknown
What
you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea
when you're the pea.
Robert Brault
How
is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of
matches to start a campfire?
Christy Whitehead
The
man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of
distance.
Author Unknown
The
easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
Author Unknown
It's
my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God's plan, I don't have
a pencil with me.
Robert Brault
I
have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial
support.
Robert Brault
Nothing
is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking
about.
Sam Ewing
The
trouble with, "A place for everything and everything in its place" is
that there's always more everything than places.
Robert Brault
If
you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be
remembered.
Edgar Allan Poe
It's
always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the
work and the coachman is tipped.
Author Unknown
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