If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
Author Unknown
The
first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is
dignity.
Author Unknown
I
think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he
won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
This
is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for
thought.
Samuel Johnson
Once,
during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and
water.
W.C. Fields
One
reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Astor
It
takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over
the road.
Author unknown
Thomas Jackson
I
like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also
keep handy.
W.C. Fields
I
feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
